iPhones, bitch!
Board games, bitch!
Kinect, Wii Fit
Touch screen bitch!

Zynga, bitch!
Farmville, bitch!
And Words with friends
iPads, bitch!

I love to share games
With my friends on Facebook
I tried Bejeweled blitz
Shit, now I’m so hooked

But I-M-H-O
Farmville is the best
Bitch, check yo inbox
I sent you a request

Just got Kinect
Yo that shit’s so rad
My body’s the controller
I don’t need a d-pad

Tried Dance Central
Now my moves so smooth
And when I play my nephew
Yo that bitch gets schooled

My PC’s old as shit
But it still runs the Sims Two
I am such a pimp
Sim bitches gimme woohoo

Games might be cas(ual)
But I play em’ hardcore
You just let me hold your phone
Already beat your highscore

Talk shit, motherfucker
You just sit on the couch
I get my game on at the bank
While I check my account

You can keep your big titles
Cuz I’d rather keep the cost low
Apps so cheap
Wallet’s bulk like Costco




Wii Sports, bitch!
Madden, bitch!
Motion controls
Handhelds, bitch!

Flash games, bitch!
The Sims, bitch!
And Cut the Rope
Mahjong, bitch!

If you’re a real fruit ninja
wave your sword in the air
Then chop some fuckin’ produce
like you just don’t care

Oh,
I use the Mario Kart wheel
Controller’s more precise
Just like that motion control feel

Ya’ll shouldn’t fight me
Cuz my body so swoll
Wii Zumba’s got me tighter
Than a gerbil’s asshole

You don’t stand a chance
So don’t join in my Wii Bowling lane
Or you’ll see God
Like Kirk Cameron after Growing Pains

Try to fingerprint me
But my fingertips disintegrated
Too much Angry Birds
Got the evidence obliterated

Oh, great I am constipated
No sarcasm, I’m elated
Time for me to three star rate it
Fuck TVs, they’re overrated

Touch screen warrior
Game with my fingertip
Cuttin’ that rope while
I squeeze out a fat shit

iPad’s smudgy
but it’s not like my disc’s scratched
Ya’ll need new games
I need Windex

Scribblenauts, bitches!
Doodle Jump, bitches!
Social games, phat apps
iTunes, bitches!

Party games, bitches!
Exercise, bitches!
Can I get a fuck yes for
Tiny Wings, bitches!

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