The most extreme suicide attempt you'll see (this week).
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93
If only David Ortiz wasn't too busy...
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67
His present was a Ritalin prescription.
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100
So what if it was their second date? She was the one!
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154
Phillie Kyle Kendrick gets "traded" to Japan.
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137
Nominated for an Oscar in the child abuse category.
It's gotta not be the shoes.
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59
In memory of Dan Marino, who was gunned down in a brutal AFC-NFC turf war.
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84
Kids say the darndest things.
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448
Ryan Kennelly lifts 1050 lbs. -- the equivalent of 10 1/2 nerds.
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147
Talk about risky, that driver could have mildly scuffed his fender!
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59
On the bright side, they didn't get served.
Hopefully the WNBA stays in business long enough for this 6'8" high school sophomore to arrive and dominate.
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120
This man would be suspended... if he weren't the best damn officer on the force.
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384
But really, you should see him dunk.
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117
Apply directly to the forehead.
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64
It's a good thing this lady doesn't go to her son's boxing matches.
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167
This is for everyone who correctly bought Pats AFC Champions merchandise.
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75
This is what pedestrians watch when baseball, football and basketball pranks aren't happening.
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64
A triple deke doesn't work if you're not looking up.
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147