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Hysterical news, stats and their new Onion News Network video section make this site one of the best around. Check out The Onion Store and marvel at the ingenious Gotcha Box.

Onion Sports has quickly become the nation's number-one site for hard-hitting sports news, stats, and information that isn't true. If you hadn't figured this out yet, what The Onion is to news, Onion Sports is to sports.

Hollywood Tuna has everything you need, if the things you need are all celebrity related. From celeb pics and vids to nip slips, Hollywood Tuna does it all and does it well.

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