Apply Now to be our next Summer Intern at CollegeHumor

Stuck at home this Summer? Trapped in a ghost town where every pretty girl you used to know gained 15 pounds? Are you jealous of your friends who got prestigious internships at fancy accounting firms? Let CollegeHumor and Virgin Mobile fix that. Now is your chance! Apply NOW before the May 10th deadline to have the most awesome Summer job ever. That's right, you can be CollegeHumor's Summer intern.

Here's what you get:
	A real live internship at the CollegeHumor office in Manhattan.
	A $5,000 stipend for you to apply towards rent, travel, meals and spending money.
	Brainstorm and a chance to act in CHTV episodes and Hardly Working videos.
	Virgin Mobile Wild Card handset along with $150 of Virgin Mobile Top-Up cards to be used for airtime for the phone.
	Go out with Sarah Schneider/Jake Hurwitz* *Might have to ask them about it.

Internship 101 with Jake Hurwitz

...writing your cover letter to CollegeHumor. So you've probably never applied for an internship with CollegeHumor. And if you did but are still reading this, you probably didn't do a good job. But don't worry, we're going to let you in on a few tricks of the trade.

1) Be professional. I know it's tempting when you're applying to a place called "CollegeHumor" to make boob and fart jokes, but try to refrain. You have to earn that right, just like the rest of us boners.

2) Don't be pretentious. So you may think you're funnier than us. You may think you'd be doing us a favor by working here. That's annoying. Stop.

3) Don't act like we're applying for you. Asking lots of specific questions is an easy way to never hear back from anyone. That's supposed to be our job.

As long as you're intelligent enough to follow these simple rules you should be competent enough to work here. One last thing before I go, Spellcheck.

HeY lOsErS!!!@@lol

Give me a freaking jobbo! lol. I'm funny. I'm funnier than you bitchezzz! haha. Seriously though. I didn't attach a resume CUZ I DON'T FRIGGIN HAVE ONE!!! Haha, like you guys ever had a resume. I just wanna come and eat beer and drink nachos all day with ya'll. DID I SAY THAT RIGHT?!?!

Todd.

PS. You can expect lotz of humor like dat from me.

Dear CollegeHumor,

You guys are okay. Mildly funny for sure. Let me come on staff and teach you how to REALLY make people ROFL though. I promise I won't let you down. I did a stand up set at my cousin Mortie's Bar Mitzvah and honestly, I pretty much killed. My uncle Shmuel was pretty much cracking up the whole time and he barely ever laughs. Anyway, to sum up, you guys suck, I'm awesome, hire me or I'll hurt myself.

Josh.

PS. Not kidding (About hurting myself)

Dear CH,

Internship sounds cool! Few QUESTIONES'! Numero uno, how long does the internship last? Dos, is it paid? Three, how often do I get to come in? Quatro, how do I get to the office? Five, where is the best place around there to get lunch? Five A, is that place expensive? Five A Bullet Point One, if it is expensive, is it at least good? Bullet Point two, do they have cheeseburgers? Six, Can I call you with more questions?

Brian?

PS, Does PS stand for Post Script? Pretty sure it does...