Hey guys, it's that time again for the Weekly WYR. Try and answer some of the most difficult, most ridiculous questions in the world. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send them to Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

  • Knock boots with Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin?
  • Only be able to eat or only be able to drink?
  • Have no cell phone or no Internet?
  • Slap a baby or punch a 9-year-old girl?
  • Be poor or be or insane?
  • Listen to the song "Sweet Home Alabama" 100 times a day for the rest of your life, or watch the Reese Witherspoon movie "Sweet Home Alabama" 10 times a day for the rest of your life?
  • Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?
  • Be sore for the rest of your life or break every bone in your body once?
  • Never grow up or never have sex?
  • Fall asleep in all of your classes, or never be able to sleep in any of your classes?
  • Be able to see what video games will look like in 200 years, or see what cars will look like in 200 years?
  • Be bitten by a snake or stung by a scorpion?
  • Be able to fly for a half hour a day, or hover a couple feet off the ground for as long as you want?

Finally, this week's winner of the Incredibly Sad Award goes to Sophie who had to make this tough choice…

  • Save your 7-year-old daughter Eva or your 10-year-old son Jan
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