By CH Staff
The Boca Raton Fundraiser
Refuse to touch 47% of your lover’s body.
Chair-ish The Moment
Stare at an empty chair while furiously jerking off a group of rich, white guys.
The Blue Ball
Promise a lot of big changes in the bedroom, but then just keep fucking your lover over in the same predictable way you've been doing for four years.
The ElectORAL college
Give someone a blowjob at an orgy. Realize your contribution isn't making much of a difference.
Challenge your rival to a series of jack-off challenges. Winner gets fucked by an entire nation for four years.
Get a bunch of old rich men in a room and let them yell at a vagina until it goes away forever.
Gag your partner’s mouth so that he can’t say anything to ruin your time together.