5. Well, that's definitely ONE WAY of getting everyone's attention.

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6. Okay, this was pretty good - and then I read the tagline and it became MAYBE THE GREATEST THING EVER.

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7. I can't wait for the rest of the United States to legalize Windows XP Pro.

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8. "Ohhh yeah, baby, take off that husk. You're a dirty cob, aren't you?"

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