We know you want that tasty iPhone. Take a bite of Apple and get the crunchy iPhone, it tastes so good.

 

My iPhone Is Better Than Your Poopoo Android

An iPhone 6 Plus to be precise. I had to wait in line for three hours to get it, so at this point I'm just looking for any and all excuses possible to help justify this decision.

 

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I just dropped 400 dollars on this thing and literally can no longer afford to be wrong about this or any other financial undertaking. 

 

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Thanks to the iPhone, I can easily start a group text conversation with all my friends about how cool and smart we all are for buying iPhones. You can't put a price tag on friendship! (I hope.)

 

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He's got one of those Samsung Galaxy Whatevers and says it's amazing, but like, Jeremy's an asshole so who cares.

 

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My self-esteem is about as fragile as my new iPhone's screen, so instead of looking into which device would best suit my personal needs, I decided to just give in to the warm promise of a community dedicated to reaffirming the past choices of all its members and I've never once regretted it.

 

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Also, it's got like WAY more apps.