We know you want that tasty iPhone. Take a bite of Apple and get the crunchy iPhone, it tastes so good.
An iPhone 6 Plus to be precise. I had to wait in line for three hours to get it, so at this point I'm just looking for any and all excuses possible to help justify this decision.
I just dropped 400 dollars on this thing and literally can no longer afford to be wrong about this or any other financial undertaking.
Thanks to the iPhone, I can easily start a group text conversation with all my friends about how cool and smart we all are for buying iPhones. You can't put a price tag on friendship! (I hope.)
He's got one of those Samsung Galaxy Whatevers and says it's amazing, but like, Jeremy's an asshole so who cares.
My self-esteem is about as fragile as my new iPhone's screen, so instead of looking into which device would best suit my personal needs, I decided to just give in to the warm promise of a community dedicated to reaffirming the past choices of all its members and I've never once regretted it.
Also, it's got like WAY more apps.