1. Getting in accidents is never good, but getting in accidents with lots of paint is much worse.
2. These guys did not put drain plugs in, so they're boat is now a submarine.
3. Weeee! This party tonight is going to be sooooo fun!!!
4. Double busted.
5. If you leave the sunroof open, enjoy your new interior of heaps of snow.
6. Scooter shredding waits for no one. Even drying cement.
7. I have made a huge mistake.
8. Keys! You've betrayed me. You're supposed to open doors not keep them shut.
9. Don't forget to take the pump out of your car, people.
10. 5 SECOND RULE!
11. Never trust a hoverboard.
13. Now she's got less wine, and more laundry. The double whammy.
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