1. Went from nice full bedroom to Harry Potter under the staircase just like that.
2. You wandered into the wrong supermarket, car.
3. Now hopefully there aren't giant spiders responsible for this chillin' in the car.
4. The pride of Milwaukee.
5. Boss, the whole office wanted to let you know how great you are.
6. Just picture someone tying up packs full of hotdogs.
7. See this is nice. When the roommate's out of town you gotta catch them up on all the news they've missed.
8. This is not what it feels like to chew 5 Gum.
9. On the upside, fruit snacks are pretty damn great.
10. Instant date with a stranger, all with the push of a button.
11. The dude with the mask must be really good at holding his breath.
12. The best kind of alarm clock.
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