Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 Shower Curtains Guaranteed To Make You Feel Just A Little Cleaner
September 26, 2016
1. I say HEY - what's goin' onnnn?
2. No shower is complete without seeing Nigel Thornberry's bare ass
3. I think the viewcounter is busted.
4. A shower curtain by any other name would still smell a little mildew-y
5. Space cats, like black holes, are still theoretical
6. Because it's HILARIOUS to scare the shit out of guests (and yourself) every time they go to the bathroom
7. Ugh, I hate the new shower redesign
8. Guess we can't bathe until we restart the router :/
9. The chillest King Kong remake yet
10. Wash that berry wine off your body. For your health!
11. Every time you clean yourself, remember that giraffes are badasses who don't take shit from no one
12. A shower that created a spiky wall if you waste too much time? Brilliant, but cruel.
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