Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
9 Pick-Up Lines That Are Total Red Flags
September 27, 2016
Because you've been running through my mind all day and you look kind of out of shape. But don't worry, I like 'em thick.
All white, and skinless.
Just kidding, I know you come here every Thursday after work.
Or is it just that fire I started in the corner to profess my love for you?"
Because I can only get hard by swallowing a handful of marbles.
I would put 'P' all over 'U'
When you waged war against God and he cast you out of heaven, hail Satan.
Enough to feed a man for a few months, provided the Zoo doesn't catch him first.
Because I totally think the South will rise again.
Pick Up Lines
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.