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Because you've been running through my mind all day and you look kind of out of shape. But don't worry, I like 'em thick.




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All white, and skinless.



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Just kidding, I know you come here every Thursday after work.



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Or is it just that fire I started in the corner to profess my love for you?" 

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Because I can only get hard by swallowing a handful of marbles.

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I would put 'P' all over 'U'

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When you waged war against God and he cast you out of heaven, hail Satan.

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Enough to feed a man for a few months, provided the Zoo doesn't catch him first.

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Because I totally think the South will rise again.