It happens every year: The season rolls in and all anyone can talk about is pumpkin spice flavored everything. It's like we get it, you love fall! That doesn't justify spending two months out of every year gabbing about how much you love the taste of cinnamon, nutmeg, and over priced coffee-milk. Get a damn personality people!
Almost as bad as the pumpkin spice people are the ones who spend all of autumn complaining about people who like pumpkin like they're this generation's Joseph Stalin. It's like, yeah they're annoying but does someone else's taste in coffee drinks really bother THAT much? Just let some things goes for fuck's sake!
Shitting on pumpkin spice has gotten so rampant that it's started to swing back around the other way. Now there are people who make it a point to say that pumpkin spice is fine and liking it isn't hurting anyone. These anti-complainers think they're being rational and level headed but in reality they're just being annoying and smug. Fuck them!
WHAT HAPPENED TO US? WHY DOES EVERYTHING THESE DAYS HAVE TO BE DRAPED IN 12 LAYERS OF SELF AWARENESS? WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE? AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT I KNOW THAT I'M EXACTLY THE PERSON I'M COMPLAINING ABOUT. I KNOW, AND I FUCKING HATE MYSELF! WE ALL SHOULD! WE ALL BECAME IRREDEEMABLE JACKASSES THE MOMENT WE DISCOVERED IRONY AND DISAPPEARED UP OUR OWN ASSHOLES. WE'RE ALL PIECES OF SHIT, AND MAY WE ALL BURN IN HELL!
Boy, that's annoying, huh?