First of all, I'd like to say how personally scarring it was to sift through hundreds and hundreds of graphic ass tattoos to find these hidden gems. Secondly, I'd like to express my amazement and deep, shattering disappointment at the sheer quantity of search results. Enjoy.
1) This guy 100% has crumbs in his butt.
2) A positive message, at least.
3) What...what comes out?
4) This is an adult human with a fully-developed brain.
5) TWO. TWO PEOPLE HAVE THIS TATTOO.
6) Son of a bitch.
7) I guess the butthole is the nose?
9) I know it's not the most pressing issue here, but *YOU'RE
10) I DOUBT that sign's government-issued.
11) At least he looks happy. : /
12) "What'cha doin, anus?" "Oh, nothin much, just thinkin about shit."
13) This one...okay, this one's pretty great.