I want to block my ex, but I also want him to see how amazing my life is without him. Do you see my problem?-- Sian Ferguson (@sianfergs) September 29, 2016
FOR SALE: One parrot. Belonged to ex-girlfriend. Speaks words "quickly, he'll be home soon".-- James Martin (@Pundamentalism) October 25, 2016
I thought I saw my ex on the street but then I got closer and realized it was a bag of trash-- Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) September 25, 2016
Glad I didn't wave
My comedy thrives when someone makes me unhappy.-- Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) May 27, 2016
I should date my ex again.
He has so much experience and a real passion for the work.
I don't want to be famous, I just want to find a way to be a part of everything my worst exes love-- Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 31, 2015
Facebook keeps promoting fake news about my ex being happy!!!-- Zach Broussard (@ZachBroussard) November 16, 2016
If only my ex-lovers could see me now, covered in hot wing sauce, yelping "Ouchie ouchie ouchie!"-- shelby fero (@shelbyfero) October 24, 2016
one time i signed my ex up for 10,000 Christian daily bible verse newsletters to be sent to his email because he cheated on me-- elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) October 6, 2016
An app that replaces all exes in family pictures with puppies-- Ari Scott (@ariscott) August 19, 2016
alright fellas now let's get in rotation-- Ziwe (@ziwe) May 13, 2016
- me group DMing my exes
The military should recruit based on how well-strategized your Instagram posts meant to destroy your ex are-- Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) September 24, 2016
my number 1 hobby is trolling my exes on social media.-- aude (@audevwhite) November 13, 2015
my number 2 hobby is trolling my friends' exes on social media.
ME: there's no way to say "congrats to my ex for getting engaged" without it sounding sarcastic.-- Allie Goertz (@AllieGoertz) September 1, 2016
EX: you can start by using my name?
My ex looks like a young J.K Rowling (poor)-- Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) October 28, 2016