Forrest Gump has aired on TBS and TNT 80 million times (my rough estimate) since its release in 1994. In fact, it's probably airing on some TV channel at this very moment. Some people though -- a particular Tinder user -- have zero knowledge of the Tom Hanks classic.
Tinder user Blake set up his profile to be strikingly similar to ping-pong playing, marathon running, chocolate loving Forrest Gump.
The guy even says that his kid is named "Blake Jr" just like the kid Forrest fathered after Jenny finally boned him.
It wasn't long before Blake found himself a match on Tinder who failed to pick up on the similarities.
Oh c'mon, Arianna, the mention of ping-pong. The line about being in the Army. Really? Nothing? The guy's even throwing out quotes from the movie! I seriously hope that Blake arranged a date with Arianna and hired a paraplegic named "Dan" to play his former Army buddy.