1. Leather Boy
No explanation needed. (I feel uncomfortable... )
Behold Flatman! Prepare to be amazed as he folds his body - origami style - into the shape of anything you can possibly imagine!
Thanos and Loki must be shitting their pants at the idea of this guy coming to the big screen...
3. Thin Man
Like Flatman, Thin Man can make himself really skinny. Like REALLY skinny. He can't do the fancy origami stuff that Flatman can do, but if the Avengers wanted to launch a postal attack on their enemies (which they wouldn't), we guess they could put him in an envelope.
Throg is a frog who gained a portion of Thor's power when he picked up a fragment of the hero's powerful hammer. But he won't be joining the movie Avengers. Because he's a frog. And that would be utterly stupid.
The idea of a zombie superhero is admittedly quite cool, but can you really see this guy's stinking, rotting carcass fitting in with the beautiful heroes of the Marvel Cinematic Universe? No. No you can't.
Maggott has the "incredible" ability to possess a slug-based digestive system. Watch in awe as he breaks down food at an accelerated rate!
7. Big Bertha
Big Bertha can become superhumanly strong and durable by becoming massively and morbidly obese...Sounds useful...
Doorman has the ability to open portals to anywhere... as long as that "anywhere" happens to be the room next door. Ideal if you're bursting for a piss and the toilet is a whole room away. Not ideal for much else.
Hairball is a superhero cat....That is all.
Imagine if a man was injected with mongoose blood and developed superhuman speed as a result. Now stop imagining because in Marvel comics THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
Boudicca is a reverse-engineered, very knowledgable, heroic little Tamagotchi. Yeah, don't think so.
What. The. F**k?
Frog-Man wears a frog suit and says things like "Avengers... Yay!"
In return, expect the movie Avengers to say "Frog-Man... no."
This guy's power is that he can summon three of his genetic relatives from three different points in time. One is an ape, one is made of goo and one is a genius. Manikin himself? A complete and utter waste of space.
This mish-mash of nonsense has the innate ability to drive or pilot any vehicle, is a skilled mechanic, has decent strength and can fight. But he also wears a wild-boar headpiece with an electrified mane. WTAF?!
Spider-Man AKA Peter Parker is heading to the Marvel Cinematic Universe to join the Avengers. Spider-Ham AKA Peter Porker 100% is not.
17. Mister Immortal
Dying's what he does best! Mister Immortal has a very cool name and is indeed immortal in the true sense of the word, but the fact is he just dies all the time, only to come back and die again. And again. And again. Hardly an Avengers-worthy skill...
18. Hindsight Lad
Hindsight Lad has absolutely no powers or abilities to speak of. His only notable trait is that he recites how an event could have unfolded after it already has. F***ing useless.