1.

woah

Woah... I will not be typing this! I am charitable! I give money to the homeless sometimes! Refresh.

 2.

computer

Um, ok, well you must be talking about yourself mr. computer because I most certainly DO NOT suck thank you very much. Refresh.

 3.

pee

Ew! I would never! Unless, I like, had to, like in order to survive. But I would sill think it was gross! Refresh.

4.

horse sex

Um ok no? I mean what? That's not.. I don't.. ok no thank you. Refresh please.

 5.

safe to type

This doesn't seem safe to type.