Some people are just natural born buzzkills. 

 

1.  Thanks, mom.

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2. Way to bring the room down, Lisa.

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3. No McDonalds and no dad, double bummer.

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4. Maybe don't take everything so literally?  Just a thought.

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5. Science!

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6. Kat's got some issues.

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7. Somebody needs a hug. And some Zoloft.

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8. Yeah, ya' jackoff.

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9. TL;DR: Everything is awful, and God doesn't care.

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10. Cornell requires its applicants to know how to read, so... sorry.

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11. Dad would have wanted you to lighten the hell up, Mary.

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