Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
10 Creepy People on Social Media That Will Send a Shiver Down Your Spine
February 23, 2017
Forget under the bed, forget the closet, these monsters are on your Facebook and Twitter and dear GOD it's terrifying.
If you ever wondered if the internet is a safe space, the answer is no, nope, never, just go outside.
1. I mustache you to get the fuck away from me, sir.
2. Any request that starts with you suckling milk out of a teet probably won't go over well.
3. Wow, it's a good thing she got that restraining order.
4. Go on, invite him over.
5. Do you think his girlfriend would mind, though?
7. Who needs a toothbrush when rats??
8. It puts the lotion on the skin!
9. THE CHILD DEMANDS A SACRIFICE!
10. As long as he has her hair, he can keep the hope alive!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.