"Bud? Like Air Bud, the movie?" NO! AHAHAH. How many times have we, guys who UNDERSTAND LIQUOR, heard that one? Bud stands for Budweiser! The king of beers!
GNT stands for Gin and Tonic. The N is a phonetic abbreviation, like Guns N Roses or Slip N Slide. But if you're a dude who KNOWS HIS BOOOZE, you already knew that! Haha. Gin is only found in England and is made by the beefeaters who guard Buckingham Palace. Tonic is a type of medicine!
Some of you might be wondering why there's a pizza on this list. And if you are. STOP READING. AND GO BACK TO LIQUOR SCHOOL. A Margarita is a type of HARD ALCHOHOL.
If you're a candy-ass who doesn't GET LIQUOR, then chances are you haven't had sex on the beach OR the DRINK IT'S NAMED AFTER. That's right! It's an alcohol!
Most people don't want lemonade that is hard to the touch. But most people don't know "Hard" is a code-word for FILLED WITH BOOZE. Guys who have CARNAL KNOWLEDGE of LIQUOR wouldn't get tripped up by that tricky slang.
How many times have you watched a dude who DOESN'T KNOW WHAT BOOZE WEARS TO BED try to plug a Coke can into an electrical jack hoping to get WASTED. Guys WHO KISS LIQUOR ON THE LIPS know that a "Jack and Coke" is when you drink out of a bottle of JACK DANIELS TENNESSEE WHISKEY and a COKE CAN in short succession.
Wine is a liquid solely reserved for religious rites, correct? WRONG. Wine is the hardest alcohol around, and guys who HAVE A BACHELORS OF ARTS IN BOOZE know all the flavors. RED. WHITE. And YELLOWTAIL.