Growing up, you went to get some creamed ice with momma or dear ol' papa. You got Chocolate or Vanilla albeit because you're not only boring but you're extremely ugly. Sometime you started eating less ice cream, you got too busy trying to be healthy or just kind of fell out with ice cream. You're an adult now, you have nothing sweet in your life because your tastes have matured, you sweet sweet grown person. Try something fucked up, do it.