1. Levitating Bluetooth Orb Speaker

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Your ultimate desk speaker is here. The two-piece levitating speaker merges the 360° sound capabilities of a spherical speaker with a magnetic base, creating an unobstructed, wireless listening experience that will blow your mind. Better yet, both pieces work separately so you can take just the speaker on the road or use the base's built-in battery to charge your smartphone while you're still listening. 

Listen - even if this wasn't a speaker I would still want it, but that's just icing on the cake. A levitating orb that just floats on my desk all day? That's the kind of sci-fi stuff I thought was reserved for supervillains in space movies and Bill Gates. But for a pretty reasonable price, I can just HAVE one of my own - AND it'll play Carly Rae Jepsen songs?



2. Build-On Brick Mug

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A mug is a deeply personal thing, as any office superstar can tell you. Your mug tells your coworkers who you are, what you're about, and why you're somebody worth knowing. The Build-On Brick Mug says, "I'm creative, I'm clever, and I like to party." This unique cup is designed with a familiar peg and hole surface that can be built upon using toy construction bricks. Not only will it hold your coffee, but you can alter your mug at your discretion to be as zany or practical as you choose. 

Listen - you COULD be one of those people in your office whose coffee mug says "Mondays? No Thanks!" or "Don't Talk To Me Til I've Had My Coffee!" or some other very boring, very basic phrase...or you could have a coffee mug you can actually have a little fun with (even when there's no coffee in it).

I'll just say this: everyone should have a small pile of LEGO at their desk. They're fun to toy around with and they're a good way to keep your hands occupied when you're brainstorming or thinking about a problem. And having a coffee mug that's compatible with those makes it even better. At the very least, you won't have the most boring coffee mug in the office (that honor goes to Richard).



3. Stress Blocks

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When you were a kid, there was Silly Putty. Today, we're smarter, more accomplished, and definitely in need of greater focus, which is what makes Stress Blocks such a revelation. This addicting desk toy is designed to help you focus, offering six sides with a unique game to play on each, helping you to burn off that excess energy in a healthy way. 

Work sucks. It's stressful, usually pretty dull, and your main outlet for frustration is writing up an email draft to your boss titled "GO TO HELL, RONALD" and then deleting it (but then having a stress dream later on that you accidentally DID hit 'Send'). Basically, you need some stress release, and this compact, pretty cheap Stress Block fits the bill nicely - it's the perfect size to be held while you fiddle around with it, it won't accidentally start leaking (like that stupid squishy stress ball you got for Christmas last year), and it makes for a nice Secret Santa gift to a co-worker (who is also definitely writing scathing email drafts to Ronald too and could use a stress reliever).



4. Inflat-A-Bull

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Be brave and enjoy a fun bull-riding experience on water with Intex Inflatable! Host competitions with family and friends and see how long you can stay mounted on the bull. Designed with innovative photo-realistic printing technology. Great accessory for pools, lakes, or rivers. Provides families and friends with hours of challenging wet fun.

Realistically-speaking, the most likely use of this would be to bring it to a friend's house (a friend with a pool, that is) and using it for it's intended purpose for all of 15 minutes before just chilling on the bull and drinking a Coors Light while soaking up some sun. And honestly that sounds like a pretty okay summer day.



5. Library Edition Board Games

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In recent years, Hasbro has published "library" or "wood book" editions of some of its popular board games. These come in compact boxes which are designed to look like books and fit on your shelves.

All of my old board games are ratty, worn, slightly smashed, and generally missing a bunch of important stuff (I have no idea what happened to all of my dice, and now Risk is a lot less fun). Plus, I'm an adult now, so I should at least GIVE THE APPEARANCE that I have some slight amount of classiness - and these really nice "library edition"-style board games take care of everything - I get to have some board games around, I get to look a little classier than usual, AND they look good so I'll have some incentive to not lose all of the Monopoly pieces.



6. Ceramic Bulbasaur Planter

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These Bulbasaur planters are hand-made via a mold and hand glazed with care. Each one is inspected after firing to ensure that there are no blemishes. The planters do NOT come with a plant. Each one is wrapped with plenty of bubble wrap in a super sturdy box. Also included is a pipette to help you water your plants.

I know as an adult I should not be buying ceramic molds that look like Pokemon - but the inner 9 year old in me is screaming with joy just at the sight of these, and every now and then you gotta give in to your inner-child  just a little bit.



7. Bamboo Bed Sheets

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Look no further than these sheets for a good night's sleep! Buttery soft and extremely light weight, these sheets are made with double brushed microfiber, giving you a more breathable, silkier bed. Your dreams miss you, you'll revisit them once you're sleeping on these. 

It took me a long time to come to terms with this, but here goes: bed sheets are hugely important in my life. You spend a huge chunk of your life sleeping in bed, so why not make that sleep EVEN BETTER by getting some comfy-as-hell sheets? It doesn't cost a ton, and you WILL notice the difference pretty much immediately. And once you do, you'll wonder why the hell you were sleeping on those crummy old sheets you got at Target 7 years ago.



8. Vibrating Head Massager

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The massager is a multi-purpose vibration massager that functions as a scalp massager. To use, simply click the power button and apply to the desired area.

I know it doesn't SEEM like these weird prongs would feel good on your head and scalp, but trust me: THEY TOTALLY DO. It's a very weird sensation, but it feels great - and is a solid way to destress. Add in vibration and - oh man - you'll actually be thinking about head massages throughout the day.



9. Grass Flip-Flops

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It's always nice to feel the grass under your feet. But what if you can get the same wonderful feeling without the risks associated with actually going barefoot? These Grass Flip Flops are made from synthetic grass that doesn't just look like the real thing but also lets you replicate the feel of fresh grass. It's stunning, a head-turner and comfortable to wear. These charming slippers will remind you of cool sunny afternoons and the fun memories of your childhood.

Especially if you live in a city, you just don't get the opportunity to feel grass under your barefeet all that often (unless you're the type of person who regularly leaves your apartment and goes to the park or something). And with these sandals, I can feel the grass under my feet during winter AND on summer days where I don't really feel like walking ALL the way to park and instead feel like sitting inside all day watching Netflix and playing Overwatch. It's important to have priorities in life.



10. Ostrich Pillow

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Ostrich Pillow is a revolutionary new product to enable easy power naps anytime, everywhere, Ostrich Pillow's unique design offers a micro environment in which to take a cozy and comfortable power nap at ease. Ostrich Pillow has been designed to allow you to create a little private space within a public one, to relax and unwind. Its soothing soft interior shelters and isolates your head and hands (mind and body) for a short break, without needing to leave your desk, chair, bench or wherever you may be.

Honestly, I don't really care about how I look to others AND I love being able to take a quick break from the world. Combine these two things, and the Ostrich pillow looks pretty enticing. Sure, you'll look kinda stupid, but you can hide away from the world no matter where you are. No more looking for an empty bathroom stall to sit in (and pretend you don't notice the person in the stall next to you with horrible diarrhea), now you can escape by sneaking into your comfy pillow zone.



11. Model PPK Rubber Band Gun

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Finally get revenge on your rubber band-shooting older sibling with the sleek, solid, one-of-a-kind PPK. Perfectly crafted to resemble James Bond's Walther PPK handgun, this old school toy semi-automatically shoots five consecutive rubber bands at any given target. The PPK is equally fun for adults and kids, and will have the former ordering drinks "shaken but not stirred" in no time. 

This thing has a million uses - if a few people at the office get them, it's nice to have occasionally rubber-band gunfights to break up the monotony of the workday; it has some practical uses, like getting Jacob's attention when he's doing some work and has his headphones on; and it's just a fun, cool thing to mess around with and practice shooting rubberbands at your boss's desk when he's out of the office at a meeting. Plus, it's a GREAT excuse to waste company resources by taking huge handfuls of rubberbands each week and piling them up in your desk.



12. Baker's Edge Non-Stick Brownie Pan

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We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges. If you agree, you'll love the Edge Brownie Pan - it's the only gourmet brownie pan that adds two chewy edges to every brownie! The award-winning design also improves baking performance by circulating heat evenly to the pan's middle, where food typically takes longer to bake. The Edge Brownie Pan has a single baking chamber that allows brownie batter to settle evenly, and the 9" x 12" size is a perfect fit for box mixes, as well as most recipes for 9" x 9" and 9" x 13" conventional pans. A durable nonstick coating makes it easy to clean, and the recessed handles are an easy grab when the pan is turned upside down.

WHY AM I STILL MAKING BROWNIES WITH A REGULAR PAN WHEN THIS EXISTS?!

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