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Listen - there are certain things we NEED in life: food, shelter, water, excellent wi-fi, etc. But what is a life where you just have the bare necessities and nothing else? Sometimes you need to get something purely because it's cool and you WANT it, even if you may not require it for survival. So we went and found a few neat products that no one needs, but everyone should want to treat themselves to.



1. Saberlight Rechargeable Plasma Lighter ($15.95 - 84% Off)

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It's the 21st century, flame lighters are so 1999. SaberLight will torch your cigarette with an electricity-generated plasma beam that is hotter and cleaner than a butane flame. Plus, it's wind proof and splash proof so you won't be fumbling to get a light when weather decides to be weather. 

Listen - I'm not saying this is LITERALLY a lightsaber, but...well, it's about as close to an actual lightsaber as you'll probably ever get. Plus, a real lightsaber would mess you up - you'd DEFINITELY accidentally chop off your own arm or leg or something. This laser-tool is actually kinda useful - it's small enough that you won't chop off your limbs but helpful enough to actually serve a purpose.

And you can totally make lightsaber whooshing noises when you use it.

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2. Pokeball Grinder ($13.95 - 44% Off)

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On an adventure to catch 'em all? Well don't leave home without your Pokeball... Grinder. You're going to be out adventuring for awhile, crossing paths with some riled up wild Pokemon and some very whatever rival Pokemon trainers. You'll be glad you brought this grinder along. 

There are lots of uses for a grinder - grinding up oregano, coffee beans, etc. - so we don't really need to get into specifics as to which "grass-type" you plan on using this for (WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE). Just know that you could be the one making these jokes about Bulbasaur while using "Flamethrower" on your "Bulbasaur." (I'm winking and nudging again, FYI)

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3. Illumibowl Toilet Night Light ($12.99 - 35% Off)

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Let there be light in the bathroom. Now you can add any color of LED light to your toilet bowl and see it glow. That means no more stumbling around when you have to go at night. Simply snap it onto the rim and let it shine: it will automatically turn on when someone walks into the bathroom. There are eight color possibilities and patterned illuminations, making quite the show. 

Not only does it make your toilet bowl actually have a little personality, but it will legitimately help you in the middle of the night when you're stumbling through the dark trying to find the toilet. Plus, you can feel like you're going to the bathroom in low-budget sci-fi movie!

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4. Stainless Steel Spinner ($9.99)

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This is for those who like to find themselves fidgeting with things such as twirling pens or rolling coins over their knuckles. This is great for kids exercising their hands and anyone with ADHD. This product allows those to fidget with something while not distracting others. Ideal for office environments.

We all get a little restless at work and/or school (and/or sitting at home when we can't find our phone), but usually all you can do is tap on your desk (and annoy everyone around you), toy around with your pen (and inevitably drop it), or something else distracting to everyone around you. But these neat little spinners are perfect: compact, quiet, and really genuinely relaxing to mess around with.

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5. Stainless Steel Skull Coffee Mug ($21.87)

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This super cool skull mug is from Chicvita, exquisite craft and vivid bone expression make it look more worth to be collected. We use safe resin material and edible stainless-steel material to manufacture this product, drinking healthy water and leading healthy life is our persistent pursuit.

Drinking coffee is a pretty bland, boring exercise - the coffee's usually not that great, you're only drinking it because you need a little bit of pep in your step in the morning, and it's become rote and routine. So how do you spice things up a bit? Easy - BADASS SKULL MUG. It might be a little over-the-top, but who cares? It's fun and goofy and will definitely make people take notice, at least more than Carol's stupid "Don't Talk To Me In the Morning Until I've Had My Coffee" mugs.

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6. Ubercrate ($19.99 - 78% Off)

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For gamers, there may be no better deal than Ubercrate, and for one low price you can start getting games digitally delivered directly to your computer every month. Ubercrate sends you 10 random games each month that are yours to keep. Forever. Every month you'll experience a slew of epic new computer games that are guaranteed to range in value from $40 to $700 per crate. Now that is value. 
Past crates have included Mortal Kombat X, Bioshock Infinite, Wolfenstein: The New Order, Batman Arkham Origins & more!

We live in a magical age for videogames - especially if you play on PC: they're more numerous and higher-quality than ever before, and they're much more affordable than ever previously imaginable. Especially things like Ubercrate, which offers 30 random games (10 per month for 3 months) for only $19.99. That's right - less than twenty bucks will get you 30 games - and delivered in a way that feels like Christmas arriving every month. Imagine if your 10 year old self got 10 new games EVERY MONTH. It would be incomprehensibly awesome. And now you can make that dream a reality.

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7. 3-way 2 in 1 Shower-Head /Handheld-Shower Combo ($49.99)

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Use each shower separately or both together! • All Chrome 24 Function Shower System - Choose from 24 full and combined water flow patterns
5 Full Setting High-Power Shower Head and Hand Shower 5 settings include: Power Rain, Massage, Stay-Warm Mist, Water-saving Economy Rain and Pause
Oversize 4-inch Chrome Face • 3-zone Click Lever Dial • Rub-clean Jets • Patented 3-way Water Diverter with Anti-Swivel Lock Nut • Angle-adjustable Overhead Bracket
5-ft. Super Flexible Stainless Steel Hose • Conical Brass Hose Nuts for easy hand tightening • Includes Plumber's Tape • Tools-free Installation

A lot of us will move into a new place, and whatever shower head is in the bathroom is the one we stick with forever. But here's the thing - YOU CAN UPGRADE IT. You probably shower just about every day, so why not make your shower experience as awesome as possible? For just a little bit of money, you can shower like A KING (or, an adult with a little bit of extra cash who wants to really enjoy their showers). Showers are great, but they could be greater.

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8. Under-Desk Foot Hammock ($9.36)

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Put your feet up on the hammock under the desk to keep them comfortable.

Listen, you know you want this. People at the office may make fun of you, but they will ALL be secretly jealous as hell that your feet are getting some nice support with a mini-hammock under your desk.

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9. 3 in 1 Fisheye Lens & Macro Lens & 0.4X Super Wide Angle Lens for Smartphones ($12.99)

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Amir 3 in 1 HD camera lens, can be used with a wide range of cell phones such as iphone 6s/6/6 plus/5/5S/4/4S, Samsung Galaxy and more, work on ipad and PC too. Professional but portable to use. Clip it on the front or back camera of your phone, and it will show you another world of cell phone photography! Everyone can be a photographer of your life!

We all have gotten so used to phone cameras that we sometimes take them for granted - but let's pause for a moment to reflect on HOW AMAZING THEY ARE. You no longer have to carry around bulky cameras or buy cheap disposable ones AND you no longer have to drop off film at Walgreens to have it developed. Instead, we all automatically have an insanely high-quality camera built into our phones that can take near-infinite photos AND videos AND THAT IS LEGITIMATELY INCREDIBLE. But still - your photos could still be a lot cooler.

For a pretty cheap price, you could have this small, portable set of lenses that would let you do more with your phone's camera than you thought possible - from extreme close-ups to expansive fisheye shots, it's a nice way to make your 5000 photos of your dog REALLY pop.

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10. 3-in-1 Multifunction Breakfast Center ($29.84)

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Start your morning right with the Elite Cuisine 3-in-1 Multifunction Breakfast Station. Enjoy freshly brewed coffee, toast and eggs all while saving you countertop space and energy. This compact unit features a Toaster Oven with a 15 minute timer control and indicator light, a 4-cup capacity coffeemaker with a swing-out filter compartment and a six inch diameter frying griddle perfect for frying eggs and other breakfast foods. With its compact design, clean up is easy and storage is no-fuss.

HOLY CRAP I NEED THIS WHY DON'T I ALREADY OWN THIS

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