1. Think like a pampered little prince(ss)
2. Don't sit on a goddamn wet ass bench. Crank that shit over to the other side
3. Temper a flaming b-hole with a cooling caress
4. Toothbrush water fountain - "We let you spit AND swallow™"
5. Ice Cream Lock - "We let you not get to my fucking ice cream, Greg"
6. Seems dangerous, but hey fuck it
7. This one's a lot.
8. When the ground is not clean enough for your food, why not put it on your dick?
9. And hopefully not a burnt down house
10. Hell yes, time to snuggle with some fries
12. When you've killed all the flies, the only thing left is to M U R D E R T H E M E D I A
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