1. That's it. Pet the rollers.
3. Bet you can't bench nothing like this dude can.
4. Why lift weights when you can sit on them?
5. Gotta work those galloping muscles.
6. Being a sex god doesn't come easy. You gotta work for it.
7. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
8. This person must really hate cardio.
9. Hell yeah.
10. Dude, what the fuck are you doing.