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Summer is officially here, and that means it's time to party...Okay, technically I've never actually been invited to a summer party, but If movies are to be believed, the next three months is about three things: Cool shades, cold drinks, and, most importantly, HOT SUMMER JAMS! If you're looking to pump up the tunes like the cool kids do, you're gonna need some new gear. Have a look at some of our favorite deals that'll let you beat the heat in style. Don't end up like me, sitting alone in a dark, sweltering room, listening to outdated music on less than optimal audio gear!
If summer has a downside, it's sweat...lots and lots of sweat. Honestly, if you're gonna spend the next 3 months damp, uncomfortable, and smelly. I get that it means we don't die or whatever, but sweating sucks hard and it can throw a damper on all your summer fun.
It's important to fight your bodies natural inclination to regulate it's own temperature in any way you can, and you can start with the FRESHeBuds Air Bluetooth Earbuds ($24.95! THAT'S 72% OFF!!!!!) These stylish Bluetooth headphones are sweat proof, meaning you won't ever have to worry about your body destroying them. Combine that with a 6 hour battery life and 30 foot wireless range, and you'll be free to enjoy your summer however you want...Provided you you can get past stewing in your own juices for three months.
You're probably saying to yourself, "Those last headphones were great and I'm definitely going to buy them, but what if I wanted to take it a step further?" Well, fear not because I've got just the product for you. With the summer heat, the less things you have on your body the better. When the thermometer tops rises, even the smallest thing touching your skin can become a sweaty mess. Headphone wires, for example, can stick to your skin, get weirdly itchy, and leave a red spot on your neck that your doctor has to repeatedly assure is not an STD.
The HomeSpot AirBeans X True Wireless Earbuds (Only $54.99! That's 21% off) make wires and false herpes scares on your neck a thing of the past. The lightweight, completely wireless earbuds fit discreetly in your ears to help you rock out to whatever the song of the summer is. The best part? They're noise cancelling. Basically, with these guys in your ears, nobody will know you're rocking out, and you won't be aware of anyone around you. Pop them and instantly transport yourself on your own personal summer getaway.
Okay, discretion is great and all but what if you wanna go the opposite with it? Have you ever walked by a bunch of obnoxious people sitting on their front stoop and blasting music at an absurd volume? If you have, I bet you thought 2 things:
1. Wow, those people suck!
2. That looks fun and I'm kind of jealous of them.
Sometimes you wanna pump it up so loud the whole world can hear it, and when that urge hits, headphones just won't cut it. That's why you're gonna need to get yourself the G-BOOM Bluetooth Boombox ($79.99! That's 20% off!!!!) This Bluetooth boombox is the perfect mix of portable and powerful. With 7 hours of battery life and a convenient handle at the top, you can take this mama jama from the beach to the barbecue and never have to suffer a moment of silence. Heck, you could just walk around with it and for once YOU can be the one making people around you annoyed and jealous.
If your summer doesn't involve some form of water sprayed directly in your face, you're doing it wrong. Whether you're at the pool, trekking through a river in the forest, or (my personal favorite) sliding headfirst into a slip n' slide, you're gonna need to get wet if you're gonna get wild this summer. That's why it's so unfortunate that water and electronics don't always mix. You shouldn't have to sacrifice your tunes out of fear that you might break an expensive piece of equipment and/or accidentally electrocute everyone in your local public pool.
The Trakk Bullet Ultra Compact Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker ($39.99! That's 42% off!!!!!!) is the perfect way to listen to music this summer without having to remain dry like a stupid nerd. The petite and powerful Bluetooth speaker is immune to not only water, but also dust and sand, and just about anything else that party pooper Mother Earth could throw at you. With it, you can go anywhere from a day at the beach to a weekend in the woods without ever having to ever worry about (GASP!) a moment of silence.
If the other four sections didn't make it apparent, I am a very sweaty person. I cannot express this enough. For the next 3 months I will literally be stewing in my own juices like some sort of irritable rotisserie chicken. For me (as for most of us, I assume) showers are incredibly important in the summer months, but they can be boring as hell if I don't have my tunes!
The Freshetech Bluetooth Shower Speaker ($19.99! That's 59% off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) is the perfect ensure you're never not listening to music, even when you're in the shower. The tiny little Bluetooth speaker is both waterproof and equipped with a suction cup, allowing stick it on your shower and get down while you get clean. It's designed with a simple interface that allows you easily do everything from skipping songs to answering calls. Imagine picking up a phone call and telling your friend, "Guess where I am! The shower!" It will blow their mind.