Facebook's newsfeed is a goldmine for dumb, cringeworthy status updates. Here's some of the best of the worst out there.

 

1. That one like was from God himself.

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AyThroughZee

2. That barely even qualifies as a thought.

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galingo23

 3. A...baked Dorito, perhaps?

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MattRyd7

4. Finally, someone made the real Johnny Depp jealous.

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Vpicone

5. That woman's partner is an "asshole."

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RocTheBuzz

6. There is no water in your lights, man! Calm down!

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sir-bogus

7. Nature, please collect your 'dog.'

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omeara4pheonix

8. Missing one crucial word there, buddy.

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RoseTheChief

9. Even if this were true, it wouldn't be Facebook status worthy.

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iBleeedorange

10. Of all the people who like their own statuses, this guy aint so bad.

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reeaact

11. Either that's a grammatical mistake, or she's a cruel, cruel wife.

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Coaz

12. What a crazy phenomenon.

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DavidRandom

13. The future is doomed.

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Hemilas