Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
10 Hilarious 1-Star Amazon Reviews of Sex Toys
July 25, 2017
If you hated these products, you may also be interested in: A Constantly Deflating Sex Doll, or Limp Dildo.
1. Heymaybe you could still use it for like bike tires or something?
2. On the brightside, if it popped on video you get to go viral!
3. Love throwin the knuckle ball with my baseball boobs.
4. But now you have a neat ballistic dude waist without a dick. Think of all the things you can do with it. Probably better for snuggling.
5. Lucky for daddio I gots a pencil thin penis. 5 Stars.
6. I'm sorry were you expecting to purchase the real thing? You gotta go on the black market for that kinda shit.
7. I coulda told you that just by lookin' at it.
8. Hell yeah. You know you're the fuckin' man when your balls are too big for the chastity belt your wife bought you.
9. Get to know the Midget Love Doll a little first. Sure it's only a finger sized hole, but this is only the first date.
10. It'll grow back. Right? Right?
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.