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1. Heymaybe you could still use it for like bike tires or something?


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3. Love throwin the knuckle ball with my baseball boobs.

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4. But now you have a neat ballistic dude waist without a dick. Think of all the things you can do with it. Probably better for snuggling.

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5. Lucky for daddio I gots a pencil thin penis. 5 Stars.

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6. I'm sorry were you expecting to purchase the real thing? You gotta go on the black market for that kinda shit.

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7. I coulda told you that just by lookin' at it.

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8. Hell yeah. You know you're the fuckin' man when your balls are too big for the chastity belt your wife bought you.

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9. Get to know the Midget Love Doll a little first. Sure it's only a finger sized hole, but this is only the first date. 

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10. It'll grow back. Right? Right?

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