God works in mysterious ways. So mysterious that we really should have someone go up there and check on him.

1. I mean, we already have non-evil bags. Might as well.
jellyfish evil bag

via @themilton

2. "Yeah idk I guess make blood come out of it once a month."
god vagina

via @vornietom


3. Those things are too bendy. Scrap em.

starfish no elbows

via @TamiCru


4. The greatest miracle of all is hard work and perserverance.
jesus chair

via @keetpotato



5. He probably got siked. When's the last time you heard someone crushin' on God.
john donne

via @mallelis


6. Let there be CLERICAL MISTAKES.
god man in image

via @rekhalshankar