I can't tell if I'd want to unfollow these people or get notifications every time they post something.

1. It's aliens. And they're filled with HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP!

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2. Damn what kinda movie theater are you at I can get down with $5 movie tickets.

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3. I'm sorry friend, it appears you are not a TRUE gentleman.

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4. Sold!

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