If these products made it to Shark Tank, they'd be laughed off set.
1. Never has masturbating been sadder.
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2. Nothing is more baffling than an inflatable cat. Under what circumstances does one want/need an inflatable cat?
4. I think this person overestimated the public's desire for sperm merchandise.
5. Because fashion.
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6. Ooor you could buy a bag not made of genitalia-touching undergarments.
7. Keeps the bugs out and the loud, plastic crunch noises in.
8. Perfect for the dog owner who absolutely despises their dog?
9. "That sensual no-bra-look"
10. What exactly is the purpose here?
11. Somewhere, there is a bunch of faceless Barbies just waiting to give someone a lifetime of nightmares.
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