Swipe it like it's hot.
1. Wait do you have the number for your big grey friend, though?
2. Sorry, I don't negotiate with terrorists.
3. Your horoscope for today is getting boned by the horoscope.
4. Throw in a shoe shine free o' charge gov'nah!
5. These will be the vows I write on my wedding day.
6. If we don't talk about it, who will?
7. This ain't a Tinder profile, it's a goddamn arms race.
8. Doctors orders.
9. Do you have a popcorn setting?
10. They do say that.
11. Crushed. Just absolutely crushed.
12. No man is as cool as this man.
We like you. Do you like us too?