Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 People Who Need to Get Their Sh*t Together, ASAP
August 14, 2017
It's okay to not have your shit together 24/7, most people have a hard time keeping up with this day to day grind.
But these people are on a whole other plane of existence. We're not sure what's going on in their brains, but we're pretty sure it inolves a lot of static.
1. Maybe this is performance art and we just don't ~*get it*~
2. This reads like a beautiful romance novel.
3. I wonder if this person knows they could have just eaten a hotdog or a peanut buttersandwich. They didn't have to combine it. They must know that, right?
4. Fucking Richard.
5. Goddammit Ethel, come on.
6. Ol' kitchen turd Frank, ruining everyone's day YET AGAIN.
7. Poor Pathetic Peter.
8. You know mommy needs her calm down juice or else she goes into a blind rage.
9. Swamp Thing does not want her to come back.
10. "It's okay baby, mommy just needs a little time to reconnect with nature."
11. There's just a lot going on in this one sentence.
12. To be honest, she kind seems like she got her shit together.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.