Why have something be boring when you can make it look cool instead!? Hopefully the poor cashier is able to find the thing though.
1. Waiter carryin a buncha plates
2. Mmmm organic, free range barcodes
3. Good luck finding this one, cashier
4. Does this mean it's on sale? I only gotta pay for part of it?
5. Might need a knife to cut up some of that pasta
6. Behold the rare super tall tree, indigineous to Super Tall Land
7. Barcode that doubles as a thermometer? Chinese Sprite you've done it again.
8. Aww who's a good barcode? You are!
9. Hair that actually would be more normal than what he sports currently
10. Pew pew pew pew pew
11. Time to take a loooooooooooooong shiiiiiiiit
12. Hold on. For some...reason...it's...not...scanning
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