8. I'm too smart to feel a basic human emotion.

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9. ~*I'm not like OTHER guys*~

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10. *EYEROLL INTESNIFIES*

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11. What a hero, a martyr really, for being so smart. 

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12. Women are intimidated by my big brass brains.

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13. I'm incredibly humble because I used the word in a sentence.

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14. I am smart, and you can -tell- but my excessive -punctuation-. 

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