Hundreds of millions of people have to endure taking public transportation every day.
That's why if you're the person making it harder/grosser/generally less pleasant for everyone, then you are a giant butthole.
No one really wants to ride a crowded subway, but come on man, tuck your balls back in your shorts, okay?
1. Ugh, I can't believe he spelled it "your" when it should be "you're".
2. He just couldn't wait to be the worst living human.
3. "Where did I go so wrong?"
4. Porn, masturbation and chicken wings: an untold story.
5. Excuse me, sir? Sir. Sir, you can't drink on the metro, thank you.
6. She's having a shell of a time.
7. Love is a subway, I'm wanna ride it all night long.
8 OH. Oh god. oh oh god oh god. It's happening. Fuck. Don't make eye contact, Timmy.
9. Miss, I think you dropped some of your bodies back there.
10. Actual photo of unbaptized child stuck in purgatory.
11. Just a casual stroll through the tunnels of wretchedness.
12. Like we said, public transport is a portal to hell.
We like you. Do you like us too?