Cringey meet trashy. Trashy meet cringey.
1. Well, yes, but not with or around you.
2. I think we might have found the reason it was itchy to begin with.
3. If you're all out of sugar and ants, just ask this lady for a hand.
4. Burn. Like, literally burn whatever STD you've got.
5. That's the textbook definition of 'coming on strong.'
6. That's a left swipe for me.
7. At least she paid it forward.
8. Oh no. Not good.
9. It's the one thing our crotches were previously lacking: gems.
10. Points for honesty.
11. Word has it he's got amazing ball handling skills.
12. Something tells me they're being sarcastic.
13. This is just wrong on so many levels.
We like you. Do you like us too?