These tweets may not make you laugh-spew coffee all over your computer or phone, but they will leave you smiling with a nice full feeling of joy.
1. Not gonna lie, I'm kinda digging the ketchup bottle.
Unsettling public bathroom hand soap situations (a gallery of 2). pic.twitter.com/6TjMbKTKA1-- Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) August 27, 2017
2. Your "little brother" is the world's next great inventor.
my little brother just rolled a joint with a dam piece of rotini as the crutch pic.twitter.com/ln75cjERcG-- SADDLECREEKTOURLlif3 (@dazedinheaven) August 27, 2017
3. Damnit, Bran!
ME: sorry I'm late guys, had some work stuff come up-- albro (@bromanconsul) August 28, 2017
BRAN STARK: he was masturbating
4. My fridge will no longer be home to countless Hot Pockets. Organic leaves from here on out.
me after Amazon lowers Whole Food's prices pic.twitter.com/fTHbiNN9jP-- camboochie (@tamboochie) August 26, 2017
5. Expect the unexpected.
I had heard Dunkin Donuts was changing their name but I wasn't expecting this pic.twitter.com/EEic5ocSG4-- pat tobin (@tastefactory) August 27, 2017
6. Thicc mints.
you vs. me pic.twitter.com/ADVHPHjkcc-- dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) August 27, 2017
If your coffee shop has a passive aggressive "no wifi pretend it's the old days" sign I'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee.-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) August 26, 2017
fäther may i have some cheeriös pic.twitter.com/0ccpFryPXX-- ruben🐁ferdinand (@urbanfriendden) August 26, 2017
9. Instant fancy-man.
when u accidentally type whom instead of who pic.twitter.com/ks9RJ9enYC-- gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) August 27, 2017
10. And the more ads, the better.
I want an app for each website I visit. And I want all of them to have loud videos that play automatically. This is my ideal user experience-- Shuja Haider (@shujaxhaider) August 28, 2017
11. Don't knock it til you've tried it.
Person who loves LaCroix: *Eating a scented candle* this is also good-- Abam Droud (@AdamBroud) August 27, 2017