Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
12 "Badasses" Who Are Actually Just Bad Assholes
September 13, 2017
Hey, we get it. Being a rebel without a cause, hell even a rebel WITH a cause, is cool as fuck.
Unfortunately, most of us lack the attitude and tough exterior that makes one a true badass.
That' why these people make us shake our damn heads and Marlon Brando roll around in his grave.
1. Ugh, dumb freshman are so stupid compared to me, a 3rd time repeat senior.
2. We bet money he bumped his head picking up a hot dog in his one bedroom apartment.
3. You're the only person to lie about it, we guess.
4. Mommy's special cream.
5. *using asterisks in an attempt to intimidate looks very silly.*
6. DON'T CUT YOURSELF ON THE EDGE, BIBLE HUMPERS.
7. I'm not changing for anyone, MOM.
8. Sure you would, slugger.
9. He got the message that I am indeed A Real Dick.
10. He's got God and camo on his side.
11. And then the mayor gave him a $100 bill.
12. No one says that to anyone, because this didn't happen.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.