I'm no dating expert, but I think these couples are in for a short fling.
1. Can't argue with those reasons after seeing this situation.
2. The quickest and weirdest breakup in the history of relationships.
3. "Boob boy"
4. Cartoons < Real People
5. Maybe just a little overprotective?
6. Yikes. These situations normally don't end well.
7. The oversharing couples are the WORST.
8. Oh. Well that took a sad turn rather quickly.
9. This relationship sounds INSANE. Was their an ultimatum of anime or the girlfriend?!
10. A longer you read, the sadder it gets.
11. A whole relationship of this sounds like a nightmare.
12. This guy is legit insane.
We like you. Do you like us too?