These Class A Bullshitters have George Washington rolling in his grave because they CAN and probably constantly tell lies.
And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for this damn social media calling them out.
1. "I can't believe I intentionally took this picture! Silly phone."
2. This is all very relatable.
3. True Life: I'm in a polyamorous relationship with a ghost.
4. One time in high school this never actually happened.
5. That person's name? ALbort Einsteen.
6. When you make up a story about letting your 4-year-old use an oven unsupervised at 4 a.m.
7. Maybe title this "I am not a good actress" instead.
8. I bet the teacher beat up the bully and gave this kid a $100 bill.
9. Oh no! I accidentally took this flattering photo and then accidentally uploaded it to IG! My b.
10. Reasons why no one every believes me!
11. Her patient's are 100$% healthier than other patients!
12. Now he's his ex-girlfriend's stepdad!
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