To be fair, all the good inventions were already invented.
1. This Hug Me Pillow
This is not sad at all. A nice and healthy item for nice, healthy, mentally stable people.
2. This Baby Mop
You know, just buying a mop is soo much easier.
3. This creepy as hell umbilical charger
4. This Ab Hancer
Apparently this started as a joke, but has now become a real thing. Beats going to the gym.
5. This boob gatherer?
Or you could, y'know, use your hand that is also the exact size and shape.
6. Tiny shoe umbrellas
These shoes are classy as hell and will NOT be ruined.
7. Picnic pants
Who needs a picnic blanket when you can just wear embarrassing makeshift clothes!
8. This Beer Belly Fanny Pack
A very fitting place to store actual beer.
9. This noodle fan
I mean, I guess this would technically be solving a problem.
Somewhere, Jay Leno is getting out his checkbook.
11. These butthole covers for your pets