1. Can't imagine the Insta comment pickup has a high success rate
2. You will not treat me right because you will not be dating
3. When you're maybe a little too sensitive
4. Sorry dingle boy, back to the drawing board
5. Ah the impressive, artesenal "owning yourself when nobody would have known otherwise"
6. Gotta imagine this person dropped Meteorology shortly thereafter
7. Who trolls the troll? The trolls mom, actually
8. You wanted her attention, you got it
10. Ah, the return of the self-own. Rare to find two in one sitting
11. Not taking the hint AT ALL
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