Even though we know NOTHING about these following people, it is oddly satisfying getting a peek into their hot juicy gossip that is going down AS WE SPEAK. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the small, petty grievances that will make you feel like you're there.
1. IrianJaya -- punishment by shunning.
3. alcuin89 -- knowing their names makes me feel like I'm there.
4. GreasyBud -- a new game for the introverts out there.
5. Derpicusss -- surprised this kinda thing doesn't happen more often.
6. thecountessofdevon -- damn this one is truly juicy goss.
7. hmmimthinking -- it's just a matter of time until the dude gets caught, though.
8. traumamamba -- M. Night Shyamalan just bought the rights to this story.
9. LottieB -- understandable.
10. bosstrasized -- I wish we could find out how this one started.
11. CottonMouthCafe -- probably not all that uncommon in that field.
12. ronfromthecia -- let the boys have their hair fun.
13. Ganglebot -- time to bust out the MILK for this SPICY gossip.
14. sweetrhymepurereason -- this will surely be the incident talked about for years at this workplace.