Behold, it is the 13 perfect tweets bestowed upon us by the Humor Gods themselves. Let us cherish and worship these divine laugh blurbs.
1. This tweet says it all.
Can I offer you a video ripe with econonmic allegory this crisp monday morning? pic.twitter.com/Ldoura21fF-- Sam Hughes (@smwhughes) November 6, 2017
2. We are all rich and overwhelmed by dollars.
extremely relatable ad for a banking app pic.twitter.com/rStJyvZaxg-- Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 5, 2017
3. Sarah, c'mon. You should know by now.
- Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth.-- Steve vs Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) April 23, 2016
- Vhere, here?
- No, just go look in-
- GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?
4. They are but the shoes we are born with.
this sign is asking the real questions pic.twitter.com/lVxliEykF0-- bobby sun 🌏 (@touchmybobby) November 4, 2017
"did you cum"-- adrian (@Tolerance) October 22, 2017
yeah to my senses, get out of my house
6. "Oh that? Yeah that's cuz 'ass' is a funny word."
I got a custom neon sign made and I couldn't be happier pic.twitter.com/a9hserK9CE-- Mike F (@mikefossey) November 4, 2017
7. Nope, just weird cream?
i thought you had one of those "look at the bottom right corner" things on your forehead LMFAO https://t.co/4hpqJiYXQl-- jd (@jdisblack) November 5, 2017
8. This is oddly accurate.
Bruno Mars is like if Prince was born and raised in a Target.-- Janine Brito (@janinebrito) November 7, 2017
9. Pump n Munch any day of the week.
choose your fighter pic.twitter.com/LooqsUtp8k-- Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 6, 2017
10. Too real, Spongebob meme. Too real.
wow what a mood pic.twitter.com/T3WBQkwnFp-- 🕷🕷🕷 (@ANG3LlC) November 5, 2017
11. Yeah like, the finest of trash. Trash royalty, if you will.
When i say "i'm trash" this is what i mean tbh pic.twitter.com/YQW3ExAjzI-- Common White Girl (@GirlPosts) November 7, 2017
12. Thoughts and prayers.
pray for chicago. nothing happened it's just about to be winter-- jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) November 7, 2017
13. Well played, KFC.
.@KFC follows 11 people.-- Edge (@edgette22) October 19, 2017
Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.
11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.