Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
11 People Who Desperately Want to Sound Smart and Failed
November 9, 2017
Using big words doesn't automatically make you a genius, especially when you use that word incorrectly.
It's become very clear that you've just been look up synonyms on Google and then dropping them into casual converstion like a real wiener.
But hey, keep on telling yourself that you're smarter than the average bear while we sit back and watch that same bear maul you to death.
1. Normal People Vs. Annoying Asshole
2. Oh dear, I'm afraid you sound just as vapid.
3. DO NOT make me, a FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD, frown upon you again!
4. This guy isn't going to pound town tonight.
5. I mean, have you even CONSIDERED incest?
6. Ugh, SAME.
7. Remember, you can't be smart AND sociable.
8. The woes of a mad scientist!
9. I was so unpopular in school because I completely isolated myself at all times.
10. Please cure your attitude first.
11. God, stupid fucking idiot child being dumber than me, a grown adult!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.