If you're going to text people inappropriate stuff, you best believe that any excuse you come up with will sound like history's greatest bullshit. 

Not that we really need to tell you, we're sure you figured that out on your own.

But here we are, stuck with a picture of your dick in your hands and that weird laughing/sweating emoji you pasted over your face and you're still trying to tell us that was your cousin's best friend who texted us. 

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