If ever there was a tweet worthy of your likes or RTs, it is these beautes. So give 'em a gander and decide which to bestow your love and affection upon.
1. There's a million kebabs with just picture of kebabs.
"What image should we put on the menu, just a kebab?"-- TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 21, 2017
"A DOCTOR WITH A STETHOSCOPE TRYING TO SAVE THE KEBAB"
"Graham shut up"
2. This is the perfect video.
3. "Next up is our model Trisha wearing the Ugly Ass Sliced Honey Baked Ham Lookin Ass Shoe & Prada Necklace"
I honestly love how rich people will pay so much for this ugly ass sliced honey baked ham lookin ass shoe pic.twitter.com/3VxH3UywBL-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 21, 2017
4. Nobody disrespects the Pop-Tart and gets away with it.
This is just disrespectful https://t.co/jmdXANjILq-- Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 20, 2017
5. A man of his word.
I'm going to wear this hair pick in my beard for my daughter's parent/teacher conference and pretend it's normal. pic.twitter.com/sytPdFu6Tc-- Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) November 20, 2017
6. Work(out) Hard, Play Hard
There was a guy at the gym drinking a four loko with Timbs on pic.twitter.com/cFPIQTpMSH-- Johnny Brushstrokes (@JOHNNNY_NY) November 21, 2017
7. Do not borrow your children, no matter how great the story.
Guys please borrow me a two year old baby I will bring it back.. I met this really cute guy at Checkers and he had a two year old baby, I told him my son is about the same age.....now we're invited to a 2nd birthday party n I don't have a baby to bring-- Noluthando Zuma (@zuma_noluthando) November 20, 2017
In 2001 I got laid in a no fear tshirt but I was terrified.-- Matt Monroe (@heymonroe) December 14, 2013
9. Hahaha (also my current searches are no better).
My friend's ex is still logged in as her on his computer, and these were his recent searches pic.twitter.com/YoOMdhVi8b-- Jeremy Gordon (@jeremypgordon) November 14, 2017
10. You kinky sob.
kinks include: disappearing, being unreachable by phone-- Lorde (@lorde) November 21, 2017
11. Mom mockery is the best mockery.
my mom just owned me pretty hard pic.twitter.com/ZLaYiKnJGV-- Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) November 20, 2017