1. *cue loud hrrrumph*

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2. Ah yes, I threw bowling balls accidentally backwards with this chap all the time

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3. Your nostrils are closing in on themselves

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4. With a sprinkling of that red headed girl from It

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5. How ironic...she can develop her webs, but couldn't develop herself.

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6. Must've been from one of the later seasons of The Simpsons...

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7. Quit getting sexual with the potassium, young lady

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8. Sorry knockoff Elsa, we've filled the position

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9. Does that count as carry on or do you have to check it?

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10. Except you didn't cost your parents any less than the name brand

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11. Tfw you are a college poster come to life

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12. RIP

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